Post by DaKineFourNine on Sept 26, 2004 18:24:57 GMT -5
Okay, so I've been a little lazy the past six or so weeks throwing out predictions. Actually I was intimidated by Guy Gabriel's accuracy, not too mention too many people were betting on the games in Vegas so the FBI were on to me!
I figured that it should be my moral obligation to make one final prediction, THE HARVEST BOWL! In my eyes this bowl game stands for the true essence of football. No commercials, no dramatic press conferences, most importantly no Nokia or FedEx or Tostitos (their chips aren't flavorful enough for that ridiculous price!) and most importantly NO USC! Granted, I'm not trying to steal the Hawks thunder by representing the league in the national playoffs what I am trying to do is support this admirable cause in written form.
First off, each team did not post glistening records during the regular season, but if you've been reading my post thouroughly you would've caught on to the fact that this is a CHARITY EVENT (note: all capitals indicate important message). If you're solely interested on watching two football teams playing their hearts out to help their commuinty then I SUGGEST YOU GO! Okay, I think you all get my point and YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THE HARVEST BOWL. Here are my predictions.
The Vikings record is not an indication that they were in a rebuilding year. From what I've read on message boards (my sources) it appeared they struggled because they could not find a practice field. Since they lacked a field and couldn't practice a whole lot it was difficult to formulate any kind of membrane bound organelle that carries genetic information (aka nucleus). More importantly the Viks are getting alot of phone calls from Viks old and new, plus a few other players from other teams. I quote, "were beatin em away with heavy sticks." This indicates Coach Broussard and Co. are leading an assault against other players...RUN (could this explain Jose Moreno's mysterious disappearance?)!!! Just kidding, they're loading up with talent and coming out with a grand 'ol time not too mention, they have "That Female" suiting up and she's ready to rock! Also, Coach Broussard is coming out of retirment for the game and from what I understand the first 10,000 fans either get a pair of autographed Dave Broussard dentures or a pair of those sunglasses that old people wear! If you don't get a pair at the game you can order some at the following website: www.noir-medical.com/achrom.htm
On the other hand with have Chris Potts' Cavs facing a stacked Viks. There has been no other info aside from Coach Scott's number, by the way coach those pizzas ordered to your house mysteriously weren't my fault. If indeed that last comment happened to be true then it was purely coincidental. I figure the French guard have some tricks up their sleeve not too mention their "D" was made into a highlight reel against the Viks; adding a little motivation to the matchup. By the way that score into the endzone was sick ("sick" is a slang term meaning "good" for the old timers (aka John and Maty)). So what does this all add up to?
Viks 27 Cavs 24
This one is going down to the last whistle and IT WILL BE BETTER THEN WATCHING A BARREL OF MONKEYS!!! For those of you who would like to contend that statement I happen to be looking at a barrel of them right now and I am very unimpressed by it. Thus I shall part by leaving this message: FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE JUST SITTING ON YOUR DUFFS SATURDAY NIGHT GO WATCH A SICK (remember that means good) FOOTBALL GAME SUPPORTING AN IMPORTANT CAUSE THAT WILL HELP BETTER THE WORLD AND IF THE STADIUM COULD FIT ABOUT NINE BILLION PEOPLE IT WOULD PROBABLY RESULT IN WORLD PEACE THEREFORE YOU SHOULD GO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU RISK THE POSSIBILITY OF INHIBITING THE PROCESS OF WORLD PEACE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD...(note: capitals indicate very important)
For those of you who happen to be in Spokane on Oct. 2nd Whitworth hosts Eastern Oregon Univ. for their homecoming game and after the game will be the traditional powderpuff game between the Red Dogs (coached by yours truly) and the Black Plague. Understand that because I'm not attending the Harvest Bowl I am inhibiting the possibility of world peace and feel really guilty about it. Therefore, I publicly post that I will mail a donation to Coach Wes if someone posts an address I can mail it to. Please, all NWFL'ers, your families, friends, co-workers, etc. support something special like this because it is important.
Bless Ya'all,
Arnie Otterbeck aka DaKineFourNine
Here's my proof that I played football:
#15 South Kitsap H.S.
#21 West Sound Orcas
#49 Eastern Washington Univ.
#51 Whitworth College
Head Coach-Red Dogs
Oh yeah, here's a prediction for my game....
Red Dogs 9,000,000 Black Plague -12
In order to achieve that I need to produce 2.25 million points a quarter or 225,000 points a minute or 3750 points a second. Looking at it that way 9,000,000 doesn't seem THAT hard! GO RED DOGS AND BLESS THE MARYLAND I.
I figured that it should be my moral obligation to make one final prediction, THE HARVEST BOWL! In my eyes this bowl game stands for the true essence of football. No commercials, no dramatic press conferences, most importantly no Nokia or FedEx or Tostitos (their chips aren't flavorful enough for that ridiculous price!) and most importantly NO USC! Granted, I'm not trying to steal the Hawks thunder by representing the league in the national playoffs what I am trying to do is support this admirable cause in written form.
First off, each team did not post glistening records during the regular season, but if you've been reading my post thouroughly you would've caught on to the fact that this is a CHARITY EVENT (note: all capitals indicate important message). If you're solely interested on watching two football teams playing their hearts out to help their commuinty then I SUGGEST YOU GO! Okay, I think you all get my point and YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THE HARVEST BOWL. Here are my predictions.
The Vikings record is not an indication that they were in a rebuilding year. From what I've read on message boards (my sources) it appeared they struggled because they could not find a practice field. Since they lacked a field and couldn't practice a whole lot it was difficult to formulate any kind of membrane bound organelle that carries genetic information (aka nucleus). More importantly the Viks are getting alot of phone calls from Viks old and new, plus a few other players from other teams. I quote, "were beatin em away with heavy sticks." This indicates Coach Broussard and Co. are leading an assault against other players...RUN (could this explain Jose Moreno's mysterious disappearance?)!!! Just kidding, they're loading up with talent and coming out with a grand 'ol time not too mention, they have "That Female" suiting up and she's ready to rock! Also, Coach Broussard is coming out of retirment for the game and from what I understand the first 10,000 fans either get a pair of autographed Dave Broussard dentures or a pair of those sunglasses that old people wear! If you don't get a pair at the game you can order some at the following website: www.noir-medical.com/achrom.htm
On the other hand with have Chris Potts' Cavs facing a stacked Viks. There has been no other info aside from Coach Scott's number, by the way coach those pizzas ordered to your house mysteriously weren't my fault. If indeed that last comment happened to be true then it was purely coincidental. I figure the French guard have some tricks up their sleeve not too mention their "D" was made into a highlight reel against the Viks; adding a little motivation to the matchup. By the way that score into the endzone was sick ("sick" is a slang term meaning "good" for the old timers (aka John and Maty)). So what does this all add up to?
Viks 27 Cavs 24
This one is going down to the last whistle and IT WILL BE BETTER THEN WATCHING A BARREL OF MONKEYS!!! For those of you who would like to contend that statement I happen to be looking at a barrel of them right now and I am very unimpressed by it. Thus I shall part by leaving this message: FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE JUST SITTING ON YOUR DUFFS SATURDAY NIGHT GO WATCH A SICK (remember that means good) FOOTBALL GAME SUPPORTING AN IMPORTANT CAUSE THAT WILL HELP BETTER THE WORLD AND IF THE STADIUM COULD FIT ABOUT NINE BILLION PEOPLE IT WOULD PROBABLY RESULT IN WORLD PEACE THEREFORE YOU SHOULD GO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU RISK THE POSSIBILITY OF INHIBITING THE PROCESS OF WORLD PEACE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD...(note: capitals indicate very important)
For those of you who happen to be in Spokane on Oct. 2nd Whitworth hosts Eastern Oregon Univ. for their homecoming game and after the game will be the traditional powderpuff game between the Red Dogs (coached by yours truly) and the Black Plague. Understand that because I'm not attending the Harvest Bowl I am inhibiting the possibility of world peace and feel really guilty about it. Therefore, I publicly post that I will mail a donation to Coach Wes if someone posts an address I can mail it to. Please, all NWFL'ers, your families, friends, co-workers, etc. support something special like this because it is important.
Bless Ya'all,
Arnie Otterbeck aka DaKineFourNine
Here's my proof that I played football:
#15 South Kitsap H.S.
#21 West Sound Orcas
#49 Eastern Washington Univ.
#51 Whitworth College
Head Coach-Red Dogs
Oh yeah, here's a prediction for my game....
Red Dogs 9,000,000 Black Plague -12
In order to achieve that I need to produce 2.25 million points a quarter or 225,000 points a minute or 3750 points a second. Looking at it that way 9,000,000 doesn't seem THAT hard! GO RED DOGS AND BLESS THE MARYLAND I.